Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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3 Easy Ways to Die :


Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.




1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..



4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.




7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.




8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.




9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.




10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.


 


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How To Use Viral Marketing Tools To Explode Your Ezine List!

by: Bret Forster

I’m sure that most online marketers agree that successful online businesses revolve around a large list of hungry subscribers. In today’s Internet business environment, if you aren’t reminding people you still exist your business will stagnate and die!So how do you let both potential and current subscribers know that you still exist? I believe that Viral Marketing Techniques and Tools are the key to your future dreams of a profit filled future.The correct use of Viral Marketing has lead to huge online businesses! Everyone has heard of the Hotmail example. That one little snippet, “Get your free email at Hotmail.com.”, on every outbound email lead to 12 million subscribers in 1.5 years! What’s even more amazing is that Hotmail reportedly spent less than $500,000 on marketing and promotion!Ok, I know what you’re thinking. How is this going to help me? Don’t worry, I’ll explain in the rest of this informative article. :o)I believe your entire online marketing success depends on your ability to gain new ezine subscribers to your own opt-in only ezine or newsletter list.A Huge list of ezine subscribers = A Huge explosion of online business profits!This is the basic formula for ezine subscriber list success.The easiest way to grow your ezine subscriber list is by using viral marketing tools.In other words, if you give away free eBooks and e-Reports, they should be Viral in nature.Here's a basic viral example:Let's suppose that you have an opt-in ezine list related to eBook Marketing. Your subscribers are most likely looking for eBook writing and marketing tips.You could offer them a free eBook on “How to Submit Your eBook to the Best eBook Directories on the Internet!” On each page of the eBook, add a highly visible website link to your ezine’s subscribe webpage. Here's an example ad and link I’ve used for my ProfitAvenue.com Profits Explosion Ezine:Everything You Need To Develop A Full-time Income Online! Plus, subscribe today and you’ll receive Over 20 up-to-date eBooks on Internet and eBook Marketing!Subscribe today at: http://www.profitavenue.com/subscribe.htmThen offer your eBook to your existing ezine subscribers first.(I always give my subscribers first dibs on everything I create or offer) :o) Also, let everyone know that they can give away your eBook to their website visitors, friends, family, and their own ezine subscriber list!After a couple weeks of downloads, your eBook will start to deliver quality, targeted subscribers to your ezine and website.And here's a viral example on steriods:While creating your eBook, add affiliate links to your affiliate program’s products or other affiliate program’s products. This creates an additional incentive for people to pass the eBook around because now they can make money. Internet Marketing expert, Jimmy D. Brown, has created a hugesuccessful online business with the brandible eBooks he offers!In this example, you have your ezine subscription webpage links on every page and eBook readers have an additional monetary incentive to offer your eBook to others! That’s Viral Marketing in it’s truest form!

About the Author
Bret Forster has been doing business on-line for over 4 years. His website, The ProfitAvenue.com Web Profits Center at http://www.profitavenue.com/art1.htm , provides resources and tips to help Internet and Home-based Entrepreneurs develop aFull-time Income on-line! Subscribe to his Profits Explosion Ezine by emailing 780@MakeBuyingEasy.com and get Over 20 Internet Marketing eBooks!

Adsense – When should you use it?

by: Joanne King
Well I have several sites, some of them I apply the AdSense to; to make a few extra pennies and some of my websites I wouldn’t even dream of placing Adsense to.

For example, I will not use AdSense on a site that I wish to sell one product on, especially my own products. This can take your potential prospects away from what you want them to buy. Why would you risk losing them to your competition or to another site for a few lousy cents? Or dollars if you got the “higher” end priced AdSense ads on your site.

All sites where I am selling a specific product will not have any out going links for me. I want to keep them on my site for as long as possible. However, I will use AdSense on sites that are more along the lines of “Free Content” websites. Usually these websites I set up, I use directly for making money with AdSense. What’s interesting with AdSense is that your layout can have a detrimental affect on how much you can earn from using it. Of course testing and re-testing will be your ultimate tool in finding out what works best with your website.

I tend to stay clear of the lay out that looks like Google’s sponsored ads on the main Google website. Everyone identifies these ads as “paid” and not as likely to have as many people to click through them.

Adsense can be a nice little profitable tool if used correctly. © Joanne King - http://www.joesy.com About the author:Get your Free book on “Affiliate Marketing – Quick Start Guide” by visiting http://www.joesy.com. You are welcome to reprint this article on your website or send to your mailing list however it may not be edited and the link in this bio must stay active. Cheers =)